TWO IF BY SEA

Dennis Leary, Sandra Bullock, Stephen Dillane, Yaphet Kotto, Mike Starr

R| 1996

Comedy  Romance

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Two If By Sea

A new comedy about love, laughter, and larceny.

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96 min

A likeable blue-collar chump is commissioned by his cousin to steal a painting.

He brings his long-suffering girlfriend along, hoping that the few days they spend on an upscale New England island will rejuvenate their relationship. But things go very wrong in this sharp-edged romantic comedy.

Directed By:

Bill Bennett

Written By:

Denis Leary (story) & Mike Armstrong (story) and Ann Lembeck (story), Denis Leary (screenplay) & Mike Armstrong (screenplay)

Starring:

Dennis Leary, Sandra Bullock, Stephen Dillane, Yaphet Kotto, Mike Starr, Jonathan Tucker

Quotes:

Roz:
Did you steal this from the house?
Frank:
No.
Roz:
Honey?
Frank:
Yes.

Roz:
[Looking at cows] Oh, these are so cute!
Frank:
Honey, puppies are cute. These are just cheeseburgers with legs.

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