Major League

1989

Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director: David S. Ward
Writer: David S. Ward
Cast: Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger, Corbin Bernsen, Rene Russo, Wesley Snipes, Margaret Whitton

Synopsis:
Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), the owner of the Cleveland Indians, purposefully constructs a team of low-grade, bottom of the barrel athletes in hopes of finishing in  last place and relocating the team. For the athletes, their dream of playing in the big league is finally coming true.

They might not be the players that Cleveland fans have always hoped for, but this is a group of men who are determined to make the most of their once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. With a team like this, anything can happen.

Quotes:
Harry Doyle: “Just a reminder, fans, comin’ up is our ‘Die-Hard Night’ here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.”

Jake Taylor: “Is that you, Tolbert?! This isn’t very funny, you know. I’m hungover! My knees are killin’ me and if you’re going to pull this shit at least you could’ve said you were from the Yankees.