Two If By Sea


Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director: Bill Bennett
Writer: Denis Leary (story) & Mike Armstrong (story) and Ann Lembeck (story), Denis Leary (screenplay) & Mike Armstrong (screenplay)
Cast: Dennis Leary, Sandra Bullock, Stephen Dillane, Yaphet Kotto, Mike Starr, Jonathan Tucker

Frank O’Brien (Denis Leary), a likable blue-collar chump, is commissioned by his cousin to steal a painting.

He brings along his long-suffering girlfriend, Roz (Sandra Bullock), hoping that the few days they spend on an upscale New England island will rejuvenate their relationship. Instead, things go very wrong in this sharp-edged romantic comedy.

Roz: [Looking at cows] “Oh, these are so cute!”
Frank: “Honey, puppies are cute. These are just cheeseburgers with legs.”